What is a third party? It happens after the first two…

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The term third-party always brings to my mind visions of party lines where two are talking and a third interjects or eavesdrops. Legal terms for third parties vary in different situations and these are certainly different, just for fun on an otherwise dull Friday night, sharing a few of mine:

Third party: A buttinsky friend or relative who tries to defend another or others without asking all parties what happened, it’s like you weren’t even there anyway, so why blame you now? Lord, I need a rubber hammer. Or maybe they need a rubber room.

Third party: The long time friend who thinks she’s going to nail your husband but finds out by losing your friendship that he is still in love with you. Lord, no weapon needed, she nailed herself.

Third party: The cling-on (man or woman) in your living room who doesn’t get that you really did mean coffee only and stays, and stays, and stays. Lord I need a baseball bat.

Third party: The stranger at the department store who chimes in on your conversation with your friend when neither of you said a blinking word to her. Lord I need a flyswatter.

Third party: The hero who jumps to the rescue when you didn’t need any and then waits for their thank you, waits, and waits and waits. Lord I need a fork.

Third party: The family member who was not present, does not know what happened to you with another, or so many years ago, but insists they do. Lord I need you to stop spreading what an old boyfriend of mine called the “banjo head gene” so rampantly.

Third party: A third-party is someone who sticks their nose into business or communication between two people, ie: yourself and another party. This type of third-party adores a good scrap and jumps in either on your behalf or against you whether they be stranger, relative or trouble-making alien from another planet just to fuel the negativity which thereby ends the debate because the two of you are stunned to silence by their rudeness. Lord I need me a truck load of duct tape.

Third party: This is what you have when the first two parties you hold are a bust. Lord, I’m exhausted after all this third-party conversation and between you and me, I need a good night of good clean party fun.

Amen.

This is all entirely in jest, I do NOT believe in weapons of any sort and if you take it any other way, kindly read and re-read until you get it. If you don’t, I can’t help it.
Also, I am not given to praying to the Lord so much as Creator as I walk the native spiritual path, if any, but higher power, God, whatever the label, it’s all about goodness and reaching higher isn’t it?

Well, I think it is. And it’s my blog so I can think what I want to, LOL LOL Happy Blogging, Everyone, whether reading, writing or just checking the venue out, this place is great fun