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Fifty Five Life Altering Seconds in Fifty-Five Words:
Out shopping we laughed, our womanly confidences (vaginal dryness) shared as we considered moisturizers at the pharmacy counter. Myself, months single after realizing my three decades marriage a sham, without inkling my friend purchased with lubing up for my own former husband in mind. Twice false, she cast away two more decades of my life.
JAM 18Aug2012
Welcome back, Janice. I’ve missed you!
Hi, Elyse, I’m kind of here but not really, just blurting my brains on the page, lol. Going to catch up with you now. Nice to know you missed all that constant notification from my manic writing/healing spates, lol xo
I absolutely did!
This way to the velodrome.
M
New header just for you, M
Sprained my right ankle so wheels are parked. For now 
Sorry to hear about the ankle, but glad to see you gratifying my fetish.
Ankle is improving but clutziness is worrisome, I think some people think I am drunk when really just trying to stay upright and breathing, lol. Might have to sell my bike, haven’t even ridden it yet… sigh… ah well, my head can only take so many lumps, physically and mentally – wanna buy a bike? Cheap? With a basket and a helmet I never even got to wear yet? If you weren’t so far away, I’d give it to you
Nice to hear from you again!
Hey, Ginger, always nice to hear from you
Lubing up! Funny. Ah, there is a reason it’s called men-o-pause.
You are funny, too, Lorna, haha.
xo
i’ve missed ya……
Aw, thanks, Joe. Back as I can, see you soon.
those your legs??
very nice
thanks:)
sorry…..i was leering at them
hahaha, it’s my own fault, I put them up there but they are really fat and jiggly in reality, they just look good in the photo lol lol lol Ah, internet illusions. God Bless photo shop apps, lol. J/k… lol thanks for the compliment.
just face it…..you got killer gams….
LOL Now, Joe, do you suppose you might endorse them for advertising, lol I need some income and blogging your way there is proving painfully slow, lol.
I can see your legs on billboards throughout the country…….
Wow. That’s quite the compliment! Thanks
haha
you are always FABulous, J. Xxx
And you are always good for my heart, K, Much love xo
Excellent choice of illustration to go with the surreal, succinct, scream-worthy story (note the “s” alliteration – hissing snake, succubus, s***). Did you know that plumbers often use KY jelly to ease seized up joints in piping? That being said, some are past easing.
Like you, I’ve not been around much in August, either. Lovely to catch up with you once more. xo
OMG you are making me howl with laughter when I didn’t think I could … so good to read your words, soul sister xo Your mind works in most wonderful ways, loving it and you!
Janice, this is… wow. Just, wow. I hope a friend did not do that to you, I truly do (the lube with he in mind).
Three decades…. three decades of your LIFE. Wow.
Yes. SHE did. Sadly. I knew her family struggled for years with her stubbornness and mental issues but I sure never saw this lob coming. Shocked right out of my mind. Getting better, thanks xo